An Artsie and an Engineer once found a gallon can,
Said the Artsie, “Match me drink for drink as long as you can stand.”
They took three drinks, the Artsie fell, his face was turning green,
But the Engineer drank on and said, “It’s only gasoline”!
An Artsie and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,
One man above capacity, it wouldn’t stay afloat.
The Engineer, he tossed a coin to settle the dispute,
But he tossed it in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.
A wide-eyed Artsie Chemist and a Chemical Engineer,
Were formulating molecule equations over beer.
Each drank a glass of water, but the Artsie hit the floor,
For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.