We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,
We can, we can, we can, we can drink twice as many beers.
Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, and come along with us,
For we don’t give a damn about any old man that can’t get it up for us.
(responded to with “la la, la la…”)
A man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass
And stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her glass
He said “You’ve out-drunk four strong men, and half the bar my dear”
And the maiden smiled sweetly, and said “I’m an Engineer!”
At the Academic Quad are many truths untold,
About how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,
But truth be told men look for lady engineers of course,
And they sleep with girls who study friction, motion, stress and force.