The guys at Queen’s, they get the dates, you know that that’s a fact
It’s not in the way they dress or in the way they act
It’s cause they’re such good lovers with that extra special touch
Cause you’ve got to be so skillful when you fuck the sheep so much
An engineer from U of T once found the gates of hell
He looked the devil in the eyes and said “You’re looking well”
The devil looked confused and asked “Why have you come to me?”
“You’ve been through hell already since you went to U of T”
As legend goes an apple fell on poor Sir Isaac’s head,
And Newtonian Mechanics then was born, took hold and spread.
Too bad he was a physicist and not an Engineer,
If he wore a hardhat, we’d have less class and more beer!
We saved our dough for years to send the kid to UofT
Although we knew it was a place of wild depravity,
But now we know our kid is safe and we should have no fear
He’s never even heard of sex cause he’s an Engineer.
We’re the biggest group of Engineers here studying our craft,
But we’re mostly Eng Sci failures, so we usually get the shaft.
Us poor Elecs and Comps, we have no verse to sing alone,
But after all we are all nerds, so here, we wrote our own!