The modern engineer must be politically correct
No more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise erect
No more electrolytic capacitors whose plates are high and fair
So instead of problem solving let’s just sit around and care
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,
We can, we can, we can, we fix anything with gears.
We work real hard, we play real hard, so along with us,
For we don’t give a damn for any damn man, who don’t give a damn for us.
Fornication, copulation, penetration, fuck
Rim job, reem job, nose job, blow job, cunnilingus, suck
Eating beaver, dipping wick, taking it up the rear;
These words don’t mean a thing to me cause I’m an engineer!