Biomed Verse:
Some engineers once worked so late they burned the midnight oil (14)
One’s arm was sliced clean off by a saw blade as they recoiled (14)
They grabbed a chunk of steel they cut and slapped it on with force (14)
But they didn’t fret ‘cause you can bet they’re Biomeds of course! (15)
CPRT Verse:
H3 was named for news reports, a gleeful bunch indeed (14)
Sparky was known for oversight not caring for safety (14)
The faculty hid Waldo and the shipping fucked SAMI (14)
So if you want to name the next, go join CPRT! (14)
D-Eng-D Verse:
An engineer once joined a club, it’s name was D-Eng-D (14)
Their battles were so epic that they surely shook with glee (14)
They fought the final battle, the campaign was nearly done (14)
And in the tense and final moment, they rolled a natural one! (15)
We’re Lost Verse (Scav Edition):
We’re lost, We’re lost, We’re lost, We’re lost, we don’t know where we are (14)
We want, we want, we want, we want, our clues to get us far (14)
Don’t come, don’t come, don’t come, don’t come, don’t come along with us (14)
This car right here, oh well you see, it’s actually a bus! (14)
Sprott Verse:
Money, dollars, capital, and investment banking (13 kinda)
I know I’m with the engineers but still I choose to sing (14)
I’m stupid and I’m soulless and I’ll stab you in the back (14)
I’m in Sprott, I’m better than you, you engineers are hacks!
Star Wars Verse: (collab w/ Aaron VandenEnden)
When the Death Star was in range and they’d show no remorse (13)
And Luke heard Obi-Wan Kenobi saying “use the force” (14)
He made a super lucky shot and everybody cheered (14)
But the ones who made it happen were the rebel engineers! (14)
C-Eng Musical Verse:
Once a year we all enjoy our splendid singing cast (13)
As they produce a spectacle that no-one can surpass (14)
Writers, dancers, crew, and props give up their chance to sleep (13)
Balloons are blown, condoms are thrown, and engineers chant SWEEP! (14)
Leo’s Lounge Verse:
Wander the halls of Mackenzie to find a great blue door (14)
And step on through unto a world of engineers galore (14)
Muffins, sammies, coffees, patties taste more than their worth (13)
But run from Leo’s when you hear the couches calling “fourth!” (14)
Bumpin’ Bards Verse: (EngFrosh 2025)
In the year of ‘25 there was a bardic guild,
Who’s song did play from near to far to make our spirits build,
Their music bumpin’, hype galore, line dancing to and fro,
So that we may escape this labyrinth from so long ago!